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    Canadian Olympic Hockey 2010 Team

    The 2010 Olympic Men’s Hockey Team named!

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    “Das Not Compute” (originally named Muses and Ramblings… it has undergone several name changes since it’s inception) is a collection of everything that keeps my brain ticking, as well as an attempt at consolidating my numerous blogs across the “blogsphere” (for lack of better words). For anyone who watches Futurama on a frequent basis, you should recognise the title as a quote from Bender when his mind has been erased.

    It’s amusing, vulgar, political, silly, sad, poetic and everything in between.

    I want Das Not Compute to feature my own struggles, dilemmas, general frustrations, and offer some insight and amusement.

    Read, Love, Hate, Enjoy.

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SYTYCD – Season 5 Top 20

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Free Big Fish Game

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Free Big Fish Game

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Full Circle

Like many days where idle thoughts float across my head only to be side swiped by me and pulled down ...

Lifestyle

Mermaid or Whale

It’s early morning and we get inter-office emails like any other day. But today’s message caught my eye. I guess it was suppose to inspirational, but it irked me to no end. The story goes:
Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of [...]

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Science & Technology

1 Thing to Increase Blog Traffic

Forget the multitude of things you can do to your blogs to increase traffic.
I did one thing… and increased my traffic 10 fold. Mind you. My humble little blog is by no means successful. My problem is there’s too many things I’m interested in and it’s hard for me to narrow it down.
Still… doing one [...]

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Entertainment

No Swift Victory?

Can Taylor Swift ever be allowed to have a victory without some fooney commenting on her as an artist?
I am by no means a Taylor Swift fan but her songs are somewhat catchy and speaks to a generation of tweenies. Now who doesn’t wish to be the Juliette to their high school jock’s Romeo? Or [...]

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Editorials

Mermaid or Whale

It’s early morning and we get inter-office emails like any other day. But today’s message caught my eye. I guess it was suppose to inspirational, but it irked me to no end. The story goes:
Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of [...]

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